Australian culture (see: Petri dish)

Known locally as "The Cock Sucker", one of our roving reporters spotted this quality establishment in the heart of down-town Melbourne. With a handle like that it makes you wonder just what kind of amber nectar they drink down under.

Mind you, this business is a bit of a dream come true - not only is it a tavern, for sinking a few cold ones, but it has en-suit TAB (betting shop) for laying a few quid on the televised cougar mud wrestling that allegedly takes place near by, and it's an offie where you can pick up a slab of beer with your winnings on the way home - what more could an Aussie bloke dream of?!